Thursday, April 28, 2005
BOOM CRASH
Last night there was thunder and also lightning.
I am a dog and I do not particularly enjoy thunder or lightning. I'm not ashamed to admit it: I was scared. The sky was going BOOM BOOM BANG CRASH! and while I am not exactly a small dog, I am also not a very large dog, and if the sky were to collapse on me I would surely get squashed.
My mom was not home. Cousin Mary was not home. Aunt Suzannah was home for a while, but she was leaving, even though I asked her very nicely to stay with me in case the sky fell. She explained that she really had to go, but she turned all the lights on and put the TV on loud. I lay in front of the TV and closed my eyes after she left. BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BOOM CRASH.
Eventually the BOOM CRASHING stopped and I fell asleep. Then Cousin Mary came home and freaked out because I was all alone with the lights on and the TV on but no other people were around so she asked me if anyone had broken in to the apartment and kidnapped mom or Aunt Suzannah. I tried to tell her that everything was fine, but I am a dog, so all I could do was wag my tail while she tiptoed around with her utility knife, checking the closets for kidnappers.
I really do hate thunder, though. If thunder were a stick in the park I would totally eat it with my mouth.
I am a dog and I do not particularly enjoy thunder or lightning. I'm not ashamed to admit it: I was scared. The sky was going BOOM BOOM BANG CRASH! and while I am not exactly a small dog, I am also not a very large dog, and if the sky were to collapse on me I would surely get squashed.
My mom was not home. Cousin Mary was not home. Aunt Suzannah was home for a while, but she was leaving, even though I asked her very nicely to stay with me in case the sky fell. She explained that she really had to go, but she turned all the lights on and put the TV on loud. I lay in front of the TV and closed my eyes after she left. BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BOOM CRASH.
Eventually the BOOM CRASHING stopped and I fell asleep. Then Cousin Mary came home and freaked out because I was all alone with the lights on and the TV on but no other people were around so she asked me if anyone had broken in to the apartment and kidnapped mom or Aunt Suzannah. I tried to tell her that everything was fine, but I am a dog, so all I could do was wag my tail while she tiptoed around with her utility knife, checking the closets for kidnappers.
I really do hate thunder, though. If thunder were a stick in the park I would totally eat it with my mouth.
# posted by goose @ 4:24 PM 
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